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| Bacon Adhesive Bandages in Tin Box with Free Toy Inside | 
 enlarge | Brand: Accoutrements
Category: Toy
Buy New: $2.95
New (13) from $2.95
Avg. Customer Rating:  1 reviews
Sales Rank: 8703
Batteries Included: No
Age: 6 - 99 years
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.3
Dimensions (in): 3.8 x 2.5 x 1.5
MPN: 11476
Model: 11476-Bacon-Bandages
UPC: 739048114768
EAN: 0739048114768
ASIN: B000SSV8AA
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
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| Features:
| • | One Tin of Bacon Bandages | | • | 3" x 1" Bacon Strips Bandages | | • | 15 Bandages Per Tin |
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Product Description
"Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isnt enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4 inches tall me"
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| Customer Reviews:
z'man cheirusainu April 24, 2008
17 out of 18 found this review helpful
I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I'm glad I did.
I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: "I'm with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak."
I'm so fond of these band-aids that it's a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I'm actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.
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